A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. “Pastor,” he said in a broken voice, “I wish to draw your attention...
An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there...
Sarah and Abe are out celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary. During the evening, Sarah broaches the subject of (their) life insurance, an issue she has been...
A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to...
During the first meal the boy says to his grandfather: “Are these plates clean? They feel kind of gooey.” “They are as clean as cold water...
His wife was really pissed. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in...