This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first...
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,” says the patient. “No, I’m sorry, that would be against the code of ethics,” says the doctor. Ten minutes later the...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says: “I have to confess, I held mans tool in...
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. “Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts making love her. After the mating is done, he says, “Hey...
Forty years later, they’re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...