Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. “I’ve got a beaut cure for a headache,” said his mate Trev. “Whenever...
One day, little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, “Is there a male pharmacist available?” “No” she says, “My sister and I...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You know...
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such...
There was this gas station trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free love making with Fill-up.” Soon a customer...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my tool erect. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor tells...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp....