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Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell...
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
A man is traveling through the jungle for days. Growing tired, he passes by a house and decides to ask if they could put him up...
George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have mating three times a night. After the...
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, “Doctor,...
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad....
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic maitng shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily...
A guy walks into a bar, sits down next to another guy and immediately notices the guy has a very large Bic cigarette lighter. The first...
A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring...
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two call girls and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is...
Doctor, doctor, please kiss me,” says the patient. “No, I’m sorry, that would be against the code of ethics,” says the doctor. Ten minutes later the...
A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in...
Our story begins at the Olympics, specifically the wrestling event. It is narrowed down to the Russian or the American for the gold medal. Before the...
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and calls...
A small guy goes into an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down on the small white guy...
A boy takes his girlfriend home after going out together. When they reach the front door, he leans against the wall with one hand and says,...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him...
A young teen aged girl was a call girl and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a...
