After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The first one says: “I have to confess, I held mans tool in...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar getting drunk. The man turns to the woman and asks her why...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does loving, the woman never...
Ed, Ted and their wives went out camping one weekend. Ed and Ted slept in one tent while the wives used the other. At about three...
Jill, a love-starved spinster, was so desperate that she went to a local newspaper office and inquired about putting an advertisement in the «Lonely Hearts» column....
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the water cooler at the office. “Veronica, I just don’t know what to do,” Gloria said to her...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of his leather couch...
Two call girls were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the call girl said, “Gonna be a good night, I smell...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and starts making love her. After the mating is done, he says, “Hey...
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his...
An elderly man goes into a crib and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient...
Forty years later, they’re in the same hotel room they spent their honeymoon in. She takes off her clothes, lies down on the bed, spreads her...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at...
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the...
A horny young man went to a crib… The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what...
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of fronts are there?’ The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son,...
Phil was at the bar one night, and complained about having a headache. “I’ve got a beaut cure for a headache,” said his mate Trev. “Whenever...