Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front room. “My God Henry”, she screams, “I know you’ve had other woman...
A husband emerged from the bathroom unclothed and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “I have a headache.” “Perfect” her husband said....
A lawyer from New York was transfered to a small frontier town during the settlement of the West. After several weeks there he noticed that the...
One day, little Johnny comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check...
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windows in the evening after the bank closed for business. Anyway, she was...
After the first week of make love education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely...
“Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?” “I’ll bet you want me to come into your bedroom,” a male voice whispered...
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, “Is there a male pharmacist available?” “No” she says, “My sister and I...
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because...
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. “I demand proper manners in bed,”...
Three blondes are talking about their boyfriends. “It’s funny,” says Samantha, “Peter’s balls are always cold as ice when I’m giving him a blowjob!” “You know...
A guy approaches a call girls on the street and asks her, “How much?” She replies, “$100 if I lay down and $75 if I stand...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport. Halfway there, the front tire went flat. The model said, “Driver, I don’t have time...
A young boy asked his mother “Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?” “Of course not, where did you hear such...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s tool. She was driving down the road, wondering what to do with it, when the thought struck her...
Three guys are discussing women. “I like to watch a woman’s fronts,” the first guy says. The second says, “I like to look at a woman’s...
There was this gas station trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free love making with Fill-up.” Soon a customer...
A married man decided to work late to be with his lovely secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...