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A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
Jack goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m having trouble getting my tool erect. Can you help me?” After a complete examination the doctor tells...
This lady is shopping in a supermarket when she notices this handsome muscular boy doing the bagging at one of the checkouts. Making sure she goes...
“That damn husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told a neighbor. “You...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
The nurse was walking down the hospital corridor when her supervisor spotted her. The supervisor couldn’t believe it: The nurse’s hair was unkempt, her dress wrinkled,...
Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face. Mike says, “Pat what...
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his...
One rainy spring night in Belfast, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop...
A beautiful lady meet a handsome young man in a pub, after some drinks and a little tipsy the beatiful lady said to the young man,...
A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some. The man replied, “I’ll give you $1000 if you do three...
A guy walked into a bar and ordered a triple scotch. The bartender poured him the drink and the guy drank it down in one gulp....
A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the...
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a bastard bank with a shot gun. “Open the bang safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter....
Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that...
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they wanted to have mating without letting their children in on it. They...
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be...
A wife woke up from her night’s sleep and began recounting her dream to her husband. “I dreamt they were auctioning off tools in this place,...
A husband, wife and their seven-year-old son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says “I’ll have a chocolate cone, and my wife here will have...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, “Get gas and free mating here”. So obviously the guy was interested,...
