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Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine and boring. “Get creative buddy. Break up the monotony. Why don’t you...
The young Swedish au pair had been working for the couple for over a year. While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still struggled with the English...
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, unclothed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that...
A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
A salesman was trying to talk a farmer into buying a bicycle, but was meeting with considerable sales resistance. “Shucks, I’d sooner spend my money on...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Dr: I’ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I...
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, and then said, “You’re A,...
“Suppose,” says the old salt of a sea captain, testing his new recruit, “that a sudden storm springs up on your starboard side. What would you...
As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Warden’s funeral, a voice from inside screams: “I’m not dead, I’m not dead. Let...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down...
A couple of tourists were dining at a fine restaurant in Paris. After waiting for an hour, the husband finally was able to catch the waiter’s...
The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked,...
Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren...
Customer: Waiter, is this supposed to be coffee or tea? Waiter: What does it taste like? Customer: It tastes like gasoline! Waiter: Well, sir, that would...
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had...
An elderly couple was attending a church service. About halfway through the wife leans over and says, “I just did a silent fart, what do you...
