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The sergeant was in one of his rare moods as he lectured the recruits. “Let me ask you a simple question, what is fortification?” There was...
A Sunday School teacher was telling the story of the Good Samaritan to her class of 4 and 5 year-olds. She was making it as vivid...
Little Johnny had just been put to bed for the umpteenth time and his mother’s patience was wearing thin. “If I hear you call ‘Mother’ one...
The young man says to his date, “I really like the perfume you’re wearing. What’s it called?” The young lady looks puzzled for a minute then...
At one of the last all girl schools, the instructor in a ‘Charm Course’ was urging her students to give their escorts every chance to be...
Two little boys were arguing. “My father is better than your father!” “No he’s not!” “My brother is better than your brother!” “No he’s not!” “My...
A woman in her late thirties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men....
Two hunters, Paul and Kurt, were in a lodge, making small talk. Paul asked Kurt, “So, what do you hunt?” Kurt answered, “I hunt unicorns.” Paul...
One day, a deaf mute walks into a Chemist to buy some protection. He has difficulty communicating with pharmacist, and cannot see protection on the shelf....
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said, “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody...
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s...
A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father. He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and...
A band director was having a lot of trouble with one of his drummers. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but performance didn’t...
A little boy was doing his homework one evening and turned to his father and said, “Dad, where would I find the Andes?” “Don’t ask me,”...
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s fronts a little...
The Russian couple’s love making life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow’s first lovemaking store opened up across the street. “Olga, why don’t...
A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came to one house. It was...
