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70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically....
Ol’ Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their pastor to stand with them. As the pastor...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with...
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of call girls, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort...
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell...
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes...
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman...
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had...
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said...
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted, while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book. He’s checking to see...
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and...
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather...
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter’s swollen abdomen. It...
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was...
Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest’s sermon when i saw a guy smoking...
Tom,Tool and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought...
