Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked...
One morning a boy got up and was leaving the house with a hand full of chicken wire. His father said, ‘Son, where are you going?’...
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so...
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had been using extremely bad language and not to come to school. The...
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the stand and asked the jurors to look carefully at his client. “Now,...
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Billy...
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic probation and not allowed to play in the Sugar...
Her husband had been slipping in and out for a coma for several months yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came...
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, “Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.” “Well,...
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised, and the bartender looks around...
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,...
A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?”...
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, “Well, everything seems to be in...
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three...
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks and pretty soon had lured him into a series of passionate encounters in the...
A man hasn’t been felling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. “I’m afraid...
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member...
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, so a...
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two...
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send someone out immediately and asked him where he lived. “Right at the...