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It’s the way you say it… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large...
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see...
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even...
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the local town...
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled...
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he...
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything...
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, “Are you a girl baby or a boy...
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller than cancer?” his friend asked. “You bet,” the first codger replied, “It...
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?” Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.” Father:...
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I...
The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. “No fancy stuff, Doctor,” he ordered,...
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.” The father didn’t...
After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for the CIA assasin position — two men and one woman....
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a...
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something emotional and positive and of human interest. Something like that guy in...
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s...
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: “I have good news and bad news, what would you like to...
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter speaks...
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big problem, doctor. Every time we’re in bed and my husband climaxes, he...
