A ship captain was alerted by one of his sailors about a pirate ship approaching their coordinates. He asks the sailor to bring him his red...
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while...
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon. Demon: Why...
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a...
One day, a man went to the doctor because he was getting a burning sensation every time that he pooped. The doctor told him that in...
Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were discussing...
Three guys are in a doctor`s office. One is a drunk, another`s a smoker and the third`s a gay guy. The doctor tells each of them...
A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man. In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the...
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender, “10 shots of whiskey”. The bartender asks, “What’s the matter?” The man...
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he...
A gay couple had been partnered for 25 years and was celebrating the 60th birthday of one of them. During the party, a fairy appeared and...
The mother of a 17 year old girl was concerned that her daughter was having mating. Worried the girl might become pregnant she consulted the family...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...
Two cowboys are out rounding up cattle when all of a sudden a heifer takes off and goes wild, the heifer runs into a fence and...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun. He yells to...
A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss. He comes back about 10 Minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering...
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was in...
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: “Dig!” He looks around: nobody’s there. “I am having hallucinations”, he thinks. Then...
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, “I’m here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed...
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one...