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A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.< When the police arrived...
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open...
A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains...
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to...
A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would...
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting...
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is...
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his balls. The dentist says, “Madam,...
A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The...
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a...
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn’t know what he...
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor...
Two women were sitting in the doctor’s waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. “I want a baby more than anything in the world,” said...
This guy went to hospital for a circumcision, but because of a mix up, he ended up having a complete love making change. All of the...
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his...
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at a country inn. The last time he’d finally managed an affair with the...
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into...
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, “I have a proposition for...
Shultz, a lawyer, bribed a man on the jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was...
