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An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency...
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. “Isn’t it true,” he bellowed, “that you accepted five thousand dollars to...
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack,...
An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old...
A guy walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Ddddoc, I’ve bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III’m tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???” The doc...
A dentist ran out of anaesthetic just before the last extraction for the day was scheduled. He gave the nurse a very large needle, instructing her...
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: “Did you actually see the...
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable...
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office...
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room from three...
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a...
There was a contruction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates...
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because...
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions...
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ....
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he...
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came...
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to...
