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Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I...
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart attack and was taken to Cedars Sinai hospital. While on the operating...
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification. No male can possibly know all the rules....
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, black baby boy. “Congratulations,” says the nurse to the new parents....
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle”...
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a corset; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don’t you He said.. Do...
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect....
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed home to...
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of...
A guy came home to his wife and said to her: “Guess what? I’ve found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no...
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans...
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s not true that married men live longer than single men. It only...
Every Saturday morning he has an early tee time. He gets up early and eager, golfs all day long, sometimes 36 holes. Well, one Saturday morning...
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,” she said sweetly, “Without your glasses you look like the same handsome...
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible. I...
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...
In a small town in the US, there is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a local woman called on...
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, “I don’ t feel like...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
