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The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, “Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The...
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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly...
Dear Editor, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber. My mother died of insanity when...
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I...
I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there...
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Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a great and...
