A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde. “I just got this amazing watch,” he tells her, “it can reads...
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very...
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They...
One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would like to buy this TV,” she told the salesman. “Sorry, we don’t...
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to...
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband...
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture...
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention”. The leader says, “We are all here today to prove...
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western is on. The husband says to his wife, “I bet you breakfast...
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is it?” “Blind man,” came the response. Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from...
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She examined it and decided to do an experiment. She pulled off one...
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove...
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from Dayton, Ohio to Washington, DC. A vendor came down the corridor selling...
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the...
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all up in space. Each girl tried thinking up ways to be better...
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she’s deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up...
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”21, 21, 21…” Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, “What...
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff....