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Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed. Soon after takeoff, the blonde man called...
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets a foreman of a logging organization who offers to give her a...
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went...
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel...
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator,”...
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question...
There was this bartender & he was working at the bar one night. In walked a group of blondes & they were chanting “44 days! 44...
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, “Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged...
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears were badly burnt and red. “What happened?”...
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. “Can I help you?” he asked. Replied the woman, “I dropped my...
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality. “If you could have a...
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. “Would...
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came running up to her husband jumping for joy. Not knowing how to...
A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. After a series of questions that the...
A blonde and a brunette were taking the elevator to the lobby from the 25th floor. On the 23rd floor, a great looking man with ruffled...
A blonde is walking down the street with her skirt open and her right melon hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, “Ma’am, are you...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn’t...
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them,...
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord...
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. “I liked it, but I couldn’t understand...
