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A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The Blonde...
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing. Once the contest...
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I...
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so the blonde stood with a large crowd of people waiting to cross,...
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, “I’ve got to take a crap.” The other said, “Well go...
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. “Help, help!” yells one of the blondes. “Help us, help us!”...
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it. So, she tells her brunette girlfriend...
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th last, at approximately 11:45 p.m., in the locale known generally as ‘Lover’s...
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she lost. Next week she prayed to god again, and she lost. The...
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the desk and said, “I would like a cheeseburger.” The librarian replied,”Shh! This...
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him,...
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver’s window, he was astounded to find that...
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed a man walking towards them with an arm full of long stem...
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough,...
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks...
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it...
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter how careful I am, I can never find the papers I’m looking...
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!” The second one said, “But we’re on the 13th floor!” The...
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money. She...
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room...
