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A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front...
A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, “Bartender get me a tequila!” The bartender gets him a tequila. The old...
There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering loving remarks as...
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him. “You, sir, are...
I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else… After...
A man stumbles out of a bar one night obviously drunk. He makes his way down the street knocking into everything in his path. A police...
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man’s trouser leg. The man...
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She told...
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull fight. After the event, he stops in to the little dive next...
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone who can make my horse laugh will have all the drinks they...
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on...
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for...
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if he’s okay. “No, I’m...
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She’s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring...
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his...
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court, the...
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware store and picked up a bucket and an...
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
