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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say...
A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe’s first time ever hunting, so he was following Bob’s lead. Bob saw a...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he...
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks “This guy is pretty pretentious” and proceeds to pour him...
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I...
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. “Doctor, I just can’t get to sleep at night.” “Have you tried...
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said, “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That...
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, “Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?” The mother...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink,...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf...
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her...
Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot...
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. “Mommy, what’s that long thing...
A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars. The manager comes out ofthe...
A pirate was talking to a “land-lubber” in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any self-respecting pirate, this guy had a peg leg, a hook...
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a...
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want...
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually...
