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A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a 200 acre spread in Montana. One day while out riding his horse,...
After being with her all evening, the man couldn’t take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call...
A man in Tesco’s tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists...
An old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into...
A man took his wife to a Broadway show. During the first intermission he had to use the bathroom in the worst way, so he hurried...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
A man went fishing one day. He looked over the side of his boat and saw a snake with a frog in its mouth. Feeling sorry...
Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment – the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and...
An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.” He looked...
Earl and Bubba, two boys from Dixie are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “I think I’m going...
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they...
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window. The second drops a pencil and the third a bomb. When the...
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying to sneak into...
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,...
A youngster is quarrelling with his parents: “I’m sick and tired of being with you all the time, coming home at the right time. I want...
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they...
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the...
A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare – the man wakes him and asks his son...
I bought my wife a mood ring so that I could tell when she was in a good mood for me to ask if I could...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his...
