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One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends. She goes to the park and meets a boy. They...
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding. Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what...
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess? A teacher says we got to do this over and...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of love philter in his son’s medicine cabinet. He asked the son about...
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs, “Honey,...
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic. The druggist asks “Ma’am, what do you want with arsenic?”. The...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker function...
Every year, Fred and Ethel would spend a day at the State Fair. Every year, Fred would say, “Ethel, I’d like to ride in that airplane.”...
As US tourists in Israel, Morris and his wife were sitting outside a Bethlehem souvenir shop, waiting for fellow tourists. An Arab salesman approached them carrying...
A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while...
A guy goes over to his friend’s house, rings the bell, and the wife answers. “Hi, is Hank home?” he asks. “No, I’m sorry, he’s out...
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about December one year that he couldn’t take it any longer. So he...
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It’s a beautiful day and love...
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars...
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,” the judge said. “Yes, Your Honor,” the suspect replied. “What did you...
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly...
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the protection display, and the boy asks, “What’s are...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone...
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebrate the occasion. “Would you like to have a new mink...
