A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an...
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,...
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely. Finally, after much persuasion, she consented to go out on a date...
He said… I don’t know why you wear a corset; you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said…You wear briefs, don’t you? He said… Do...
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college and asked if she could send him some. “Of course, I’ll send...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is...
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to...
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?” She...
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering — have you ever cheated on me?” “Oh Jack, why would you ask...
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to...
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their...
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”...
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?” Julie whined. “What?” Chris replied. “Look around!” Julie yelled, as she pointed...
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth...
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage....
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark...