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A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy in a corner of the bedroom,...
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in bed with another woman. “That’s it!” she shouted, “I’m leaving and I’m...
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so...
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his...
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want...
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a...
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that...
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an envelope containing $30 in cash. The farmer confronted his wife, and when...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to...
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his wife. In addition to a written report, the husband wanted a video...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
I came home really drunk last night and my wife wasn’t happy at all. “How much have you had to drink?” she asked sternly, staring at...
Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.” Her...
The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their...
Burglar breaks into a house Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”. He looks around to figure out who was talking to...
Guy: Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant, but we always use protection, and the rubber never broke. How is it possible? Doctor: Let me tell you a...
