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Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second multimillionaire....
A medical student walks into his favorite local bar and orders a beer. “I’ve finally decided what my practice will specialize in,” the student tells the...
Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed...
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this...
During a dinner party, the hosts’ two little children entered the dinning room without clothes and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed...
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, “You say you’ve been married 20...
A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged. The boy pulled on Mom’s hand and said,”Momma,...
There were 3 guys that was sentenced to 5 years in prison under solitary confinement. Feeling sorry for them, the warden allows them a request each....
Kung Fu student asks his teacher “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers: “My dear...
A guy walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of your finest Whiskey, and pour one for yourself on me!” The bartender is...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant replied,...
A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner…. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean...
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such...
A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said,...
Three people want to get into heaven. St Nicholas is the gatekeeper. He says they must give him something related to Christmas to get in. The...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,...
So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week. She said: “Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of...
A woman is walking her dog along the pier When suddenly the dog slips and falls in to the rough sea below. Distraught, she begins to...
