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A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.” The wife...
Old lady on a cruise… The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would...
Man and woman are out on a dinner date. Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?” Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.” Waiter:...
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer and the dog flops down on the floor and immediately starts licking...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”...
A woman after a shower and looking at herself carefully in a mirror before getting dressed. She says: ‟Oh Dear! Jake, look at me. I am...
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each… The villagers, seeing...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
Two Irishman are lost at sea in a lifeboat. One finds a lamp and rubs it to find a genie who offers them one wish. Before...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500. He asked his...
A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this...
The ice on the river was in perfect condition. A small boy, with his skates on his arm, knocked at the door of the Civil War...
A man in a bar saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, “You look terrible. What’s the problem?” “My...
The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in...
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave...
About 3:30 in the morning, a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She...
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other,...
A man walks to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, “Perfect timing. You’re just...
