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One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store...
Jack and Suzie, both in their seventies, are driving to the beach when they decide to stop at a nice restaurant for a bite to eat....
A doctor, an architect and a lawyer are arguing about which of their jobs is oldest. The doctor says: “It’s definitely mine. On the 6th day...
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping...
A Blonde woman is walking two dogs, one White and the other Black. An Old lady walking down the same street notices them and since it’s...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, “Who owns the big white...
For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
A blonde and a brunette are taking a break. The brunette pulls out a thermos and starts to sip coffee while eating her lunch. The blonde...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at...
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer....
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey...
A guy is seeking enlightenment and goes to a monastery and speaks to the head monk. The monk says, “You must take a vow of silence...
Always self-conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Andy Brown would interview a future employee, he would ask him, “What do you notice different about me?”...
Once upon a time Nasa decided to send three astronauts to space for three years. NASA allowed each of them to take 95 kilos of baggage...
Five old men are playing poker one night, when Andy loses $1000 on a single hand, stands up, clutches his chest and drops dead on the...
Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer...
My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we...
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts his foot in and...
