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A bloke knocks off and heads home. It’s a foul night, with rain bucketing down, lightning flashing and thunder crashing. He sees a woman on the...
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but...
A wife decides to take her husband, James, to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey, James!...
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. …after taking some time to size Jim up and...
After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening when the wife felt her husband begin to touch her in ways he...
A wealthy man was having an affair with a gorgeous Italian woman for several years. Although the relationship was hush-hush at home, things hit the fan...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and it immediately springs...
Two old men, Abe and Sol, sit on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Abe turns to Sol and asks, “Do you think...
A girl walks up to her mother and asks, “Mommy, why am I named Clover?” “Your grandma believes that it brings luck to our family.” Then,...
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You...
A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour...
In this life I’m a woman. In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear, you get to hibernate....
Two blonds decided to go shopping. A few hours later they come out and the first blond realizes that she has locked her keys in the...
One day a blonde was in a store, and saw a sign advertising a huge TV sale. She goes up to the salesman, and points to...
A travel agent looked up from his desk and saw an older lady and an older gentleman peering into the shop window, where there were posters...
Tony attended the men’s prayer breakfast and heard a visiting psychologist speak on the topic of showing appreciation to the important people in one’s life. Tony...
A new group of applicants had just arrived in heaven. St. Peter instructed them, “All men who were henpecked on earth, please line up on the...
Mona Reston was on trial for the murder of her third hus-band. The district attorney asked her, “What happened to your first husband?” “He died of...
A young school teacher ran into a friend she hadn’t seen since they were teenagers. With eyes aglow, the school teacher said to her friend, “Guess...
