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One day, after a man had his annual physical, the doctor came out and said, “You had a great checkup. Is there anything that you’d like...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?” “Ten,” she replied. “What...
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are “snowbirds” in Texas. Ray always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he...
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she...
A man returned home earlier than usual. His son met him, very upset, and crying, “Daddy, there’s a monster in your bedroom.” “There’s a what?” “A...
A small girl suddenly sees her father coming out from the bathroom, and asks the mum. “Mum, what is it the daddy has?” “Well, my girl,...
A little boy asked his father a question. “Dad, I know that babies come from mommies’ tummies, but how do they get there in the first...
An older couple wake up in the morning and the husband looks over at the woman and says, ‘Wow! You wouldn’t believe the dream I had…’...
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts...
A sweet little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s mating?” So, her father sits her down,...
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help. “My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!” the shaken...
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk...
With a puzzled look on his face, an Indian boy asked, “Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm??” She told him, “Because he...
As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son announced that he had just signed up at an army recruiter’s office. There were...
During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: “Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for...
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother, “Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and...
One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the...
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a...
A married couple was having a conversation. The husband asked his wife: “If I ever win the lottery, what would you do?” The wife’s respond was:...
