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A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, Miss, can you tell me your age,...
A Blonde is getting on an elevator and meets a gentleman on board. “T.G.I.F.” she says. “S.H.I.T” was his reply. Puzzled she replied “T.G.I.F” The gentleman...
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then...
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to...
The young girl arrived for an interview to become a trainee executive. “So, Miss Brightly, what are your qualifications?” “Well I graduated from Oxford with a...
Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a...
A man goes into a restaurant. He has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have...
Four expectant fathers pace back and forth in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. The nurse enters and tells the first man,...
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do...
A very elderly couple is celebrating their seventy-fifth wedding anniversary. The man says to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It...
A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says,...
A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls only her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells...
A man goes to a doctor for his yearly routine physical. The nurse starts with the basic health questions. “How much do you weigh?” she asks....
A patient in a mental hospital would spend his entire day with his ear pressed up against a wall. The doctor would watch this man, day...
“Do you realize you were speeding?” the officer asks the old woman after pulling her over. “Yes, officer,” she replies, embarrassed, “but I’ve got a very...
Two men are sitting in a bar drinking. The first man notices two old men across the bar. He points at them and says to his...
A blonde was swerving all over the road, driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window...
A guy is out on the lash with the lads and gets wildly drunk. By the time he staggers home he is covered in vomit and,...
There were three blondes living together. Blonde #1 was coming back from grocery shopping, and she dropped her keys. She walked down the stairs to get...
A blonde walked in a library and went to the librarian, pulls out a thick book and started screaming at her. She yells, “THIS BOOK IS...
