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One day a blonde came home from work early and when she walked into her house, she saw her husband in bed with another woman. She...
One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, “What...
On a nightly stroll a blonde came across an office building. A sign said, “Press bell for Watchman.” She presses it and hears an old man...
Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to...
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to...
One evening an old farmer decides to go down to his pond. He hasn’t been there in months, and feels the urge to check on things....
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!...
A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser...
A lady goes into a pet store one day. “I’m really lonely,” she says to the clerk. “I need a pet to keep me company.” “Well,”...
Two brothers, Shawn and Curt, went fishing. Every time Shawn threw his hook in, he caught a fish, but Curt didn’t have the same success. By...
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead all work together in an office building. Their female boss always leaves work early. So one day the brunette...
Three vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at...
A blonde has just inherited a Ranch but only had two horses. The problem was she couldn’t tell them apart. So she goes to her neighbor...
Three men, two brunettes and a blond, are being chased by a tiger through the jungle. They get to a river and have two choices: 1....
Old lady: “Doctor, I have this terrible problem. I fart frequently but my farts are silent and do not stink at all. As a matter of...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on an airplane. The lawyer gets bored, so he looks over to the blond and...
A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you...
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how...
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got...
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with...
