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A couple, both in their 70s, went to a mating therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you...
There’s a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city...
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she...
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling...
A blonde is walking down the street with her t-shirt open, exposing one of her milk jars. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are...
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....
A blonde was out shopping in Lousiana when she saw a beautiful pair of shoes made from genuine alligator skin. She goes into the store and...
A trucker has just turned a corner on a deserted roadway and was proceeding to change lanes when a blonde in a speedy corvette cut right...
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A...
A blonde was standing in front of a vending machine. She put in a dollar, pushed a button and a coke came out. She put in...
Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this...
A couple is having a nice dinner at a local restaurant, having a good time telling blonde jokes. Suddenly a blonde approached them and slapped her...
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
On a busy street in New York City, a man hustles across an intersection and is just about makes it to the other side when he’s...
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as...
After she was 8 months pregnant and almost time for the husband to go on a tour of duty in which he could not be there...
