A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
An old man lived alone his only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty...
A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, “May I help you sir? The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need...
There was once a businessman who was sitting by the beach in a small Brazilian village. As he sat, he saw a Brazilian fisherman rowing a...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A pretty, young, student nurse appears to...
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic...
A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only...
Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch when one of them says. “I know that I’m going to have a boy.” The other...
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and...
Four men are at a high school reunion catching up. When one of them had to go to the bathroom, the other three start talking about...
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn’t been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A woman was taking an afternoon nap. When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace.” “What...
Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir? MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room....
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her monthlies for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...