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Three men are sitting on a park bench, enjoying the weather and bragging about their wives. Saw nothing the first day. The first man, tool, married...
A man walked into a brothel and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDS, Herb, and herpes. He showed her a wad of...
A woman was having an affair. One rainy day she was in bed with her Lover when she heard her husband”s car pull into the driveway....
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how...
There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school. Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? Grandpa...
A teenage boy goes to church to confess his sins. “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest...
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little Johnny asked...
A man who drank a lot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night...
A new doctor came into town and set up shop 4 months ago. I’m a doctor too, so I was worried about losing any of my...
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
Dad: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice.” Son: “No.” Dad: “The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.” Son: “Then Ok!” Dad goes to...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When...
Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious...
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser...
I’ve lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbour next door and I always flirted with each other, despite her being married. One...
