A small town man decides to go to the city. He’s a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on...
Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have it the...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen,...
A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday...
Son Says: Daddy, how was I born? Dad Says: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway… Mom and dad got...
Dead Penguins – I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced ” Please prepare for a crash landing “. The first lady put on all her...
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. After a few hours just lying about, the smaller one turned to the bigger...
A young man and a young woman were soon to be married, but they both had a problem they had never told anyone else about. The...
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely...
A teenager has a crush on a girl, and decides to ask her to the prom. The girls accepts, and the boy is over the moon....
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he...
Jones took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. “This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor, ” he said. “Maybe you can do...
“Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never...
A government social worker was visiting the an reservation for the first time. A woman was yelling at an old Indian man. The man looked like...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I...
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps....
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...