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A man goes to take out a loan. The loan officer comes over immediately. “How can I help you, sir?” he asks. “I’m going out of...
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well. The lion became...
John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key....
You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a...
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s...
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association....
Melissa went up to her college professor, ready to contest the grade she received in the class. “I don’t understand why my grade was so low....
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
Three vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
One Christmas Eve, many decades ago, Santa Claus announced to his elves, “I’m supposed to begin my annual flight in one hour. But there are still...
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name One stone. He hated that name and asked...
An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where...
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”...
“Helen,” he said, “We’ve been through so much together. Do you remember when the shop burned down, and we lost everything of value we had...
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what...
He says, “Doc, I want to be . ” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motives...
A woman marries the man of her dreams, but on their wedding night he will only consummate the marriage under the sheets with the lights off....
When he got there, he asked a cashier, “What aisle are the…” “…raisins in?” she asked. “How… how did you know?” “I am a psychic. I...
