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On the way home they both need the toilet, so decide to stop at a graveyard, but they have nothing to wipe with. The first takes...
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine once and looking outside from his car’s windows. Suddenly, he saw two men along the roadside, and upon...
Johnny and Susie were playing , wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...
A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned. He never...
A British soldier returns from war after 4 years against the Germans. His faithful wife, longing for all these years, dresses up in her sheerest ,...
He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need...
A Muslim, a Hindu and a lawyer are travelling through the desert… They’ve tried to make good time in their travels, but find that night will...
The little old couple walked slowly into McDonald’s that cold winter evening. They looked out of place amid the young families and young couples eating there...
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the...
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to her baby. The baby wouldn’t...
A man walks by a 5 star restaurant and sees a sign on the window that says “piano player wanted” He asks to speak to the...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
His wife asks him “So what happened?” The husband explains “I often get bored at work and today my mind was wandering and I thought to...
Adam and Eve are walking through the Garden of Eden for the first time. They marvel at the beauty. Waterfalls, beautiful plants, trees, and animals, and...
“Doc, I think my son has ,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s make love is our maid.” “OK, don’t...
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...
Little Johnny says, “All right. I got one. There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand. He says...
Did you hear about the shy guy who called an call girl service? Well, a beautiful woman knocked on his hotel door and he let her...
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the devil that they don’t belong here. The devil, bored, makes them...
