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The night before the inauguration he calls his mother. “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims… “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no,...
A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire. The physicist announces “We must put the...
A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a...
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking. A lizard comes walking by, smells the weed, looks up and says “hey man, can I hit that?”...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “ doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp...
A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
Mr. Johnson boarded a plane to New York City. He was about to sit down in the aisle seat he had booked when he saw a...
A man & his son were walking together one day and stumbled across 2 dogs having. “Why is that dog hurting the other one?” asked the...
It was a few days before Valentine’s Day and a young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, “I...
Here’s a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This will make you believe that we CAN make a...
As he’s standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St Peter...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
Guy has a tapeworm in his intestine and tries many doctors but everybody fails to remove. Finally he tries an alternative doctor whom everybody recommended heavily...
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him. The...
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel. When she checked out...
An atheist dies and goes to hell and notices he’s in a lush park with butterflies, his physical body has transformed back into its prime, and...
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks...
