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A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
So naturally, they decide it would be fun to swap partners. The alien woman goes off with the human man and the alien man goes...
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the...
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates...
During 1st week of marriage they found they are unable to communicate in bedroom with the lights out as they can’t see each other signing. After...
A kid from Louisiana moves to California and is looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says,...
A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, “Book.” The librarian says, “You want a book?” “Book.”“Any book?”“Book.” So the librarian...
God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth. Poof! All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road...
Husband says to his wife. Husband: If I died would you date another man.? Wife: Of course I would. Husband: Would you let him move in...
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger,...
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ….. mathematical...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
A man in Sydney walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars...
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them...
A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls...
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel.His wife suddenly looks across at...
A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch: It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy...
