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A woman is alone at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a...
A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned...
A solicitor for the Red Cross called upon a well-to-do young couple for a donation. Hearing a commotion inside he knocked extra-loudly on the door. A...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my...
The new bride went crying to her mother. “Momma, I can’t get my husband to do anything. I want him to fix up the house, but...
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off, picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept, and...
A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, “But, sir, I can see from...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s fronts a little...
An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing...
There was a case in one hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless...
An old man is in the surgery, and he asks the doctor if there was any way he could find out if his wife was hard...
A young girl had not been feeling well and went to her family doctor. “Young lady,” the doctor began, “you’re pregnant.” “But that can’t be. The...
An old couple go to a doctor and ask him to watch them have mating and tell if he see’s them doing anything wrong. So they...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. “Mrs. Brown,” he said, “I have some good news for you.”...
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me. I just can’t stop having mating!” “Well how often do you have...
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, “Attention all!!” and farts...
Two men are in a bar getting drunk. Suddenly one of them throws up all over himself. He says, “Oh, no. Now my wife will kill...
Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. Right away...
