A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back...
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence. They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated...
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only in their marriage was the husband’s habit of loudly every...
Bluey goes to an outdoor show and wins a tinnie. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do...
A standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ year old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a while so...
A woman had a dog which was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbour’s male dog while they were away on holiday....
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. ‘I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day,...
One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the...
Johnny fell In love, so he asks his father. “Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!” “That’s a great son. Who...
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker...
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando ,...
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde...
There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they...
An Italian woman was leaving a convenience store with her espresso when she noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery: A black...
The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM. At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for...
Dave walks into a bar and sees John sitting at the end of the bar counter with a great big smile on his face. Dave says...
A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist “If he could have a explaining that his girlfriend has invited him for dinner and...
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs...