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A Guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....
An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The kid says,...
Little Johnny failed law & decided to make a deal with professor. Little Johnny: sir, do you know everything about law? Prof: yes. Little Johnny; if...
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If...
Mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road....
Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees...
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighbourhood after they retired....
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their...
A spiritual God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and if she wants to go to heaven. The woman said...
An 18 year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist. The...
The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked....
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship… With him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit...
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas...
An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the...
A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific,...
Three guys died and when they get to the pearly gates, St. Peter meets them there. St. Peter said, “I know that you guys are forgiven...
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10...
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours....
