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Hints on how to liven up your idle hours to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car...
A confused father goes to buy a Barbie Doll for his daughters birthday. The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work...
On the first night of their, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a . I’ve been with one...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
A farmer drove to a neighbour’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door “Is your dad or mum home?”...
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping...
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, “Where were you the night...
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. “My what big eyes...
A guy walks in to a bar and sits down, just a few seats from him there is a very buxom blonde with huge...
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party. He doesn’t know what to wear to...
A man was called in for an audit by Revenue Canada. He asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. “Wear your worst clothing and...
We could balance the Federal Budget if we taxed Everyone would pay their fair share Young people would pay more taxes and your tax liability would...
Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die! This is so priceless and so easy to see happening – customer service, being what...
Every minute someone leaves this world behind. We are all in “the line” without knowing it. We never know how many people are before us....
Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal. The first lady was an arrogant Victorian married...
In a small Italian town, hundreds of years ago, a small business owner owed a large sum of money to a loan-shark. The loan-shark was a...
“A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train’s window shouted… ‘Dad, look the trees are going behind!’ Dad smiled and a young couple sitting...
Many years ago on a long trans-continental flight, an elderly lady asked if she could visit the cockpit. When she got up there, she found four...
A retired Italian wine maker went to the village church to make his confession for the first time in many decades. When the priest slid...
