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In ancient times, a king had his men place a boulder on a roadway. He then hid in the bushes, and watched to see if...
Once, there was a farmer who regularly sold butter to a baker. One day, the baker decided to weigh the butter to see if he...
Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure...
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots...
There was a gas station in trying to increase its gas sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, “Free with Fill-up.” Soon a...
While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter....
A couple were Christmas shopping. The shopping centre was packed , and as the wife walked through one of the malls she was surprised when...
A married couple got into an accident and the husband’s face was badly burned. The doctor told him that they couldn’t graft any skin from...
A recently divorced man, heartbroken and down on his luck, comes across a magical genie lamp. Thinking his luck has finally changed, he rubs the...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a...
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner. A local politician and member of the congregation was to give a speech at the dinner....
On his 60th birthday, Jeff bought himself a brand new Corvette convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph and enjoying...
A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana. She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her...
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start...
Hello! Is this Gino’s Pizza? No sir – it’s Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. No sir – Google bought Gino’s...
“A popular speaker started off a seminar by holding up a $20 bill. A crowd of 200 had gathered to hear him speak. He asked,...
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel....
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping...
Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three” Woman: “How much do you pay per...
A lion and lioness are sitting in their den, when a monkey climbs up a nearby tree and starts insulting the mighty lion. The lioness...
