Three Scots and three Irishmen are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the...
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next...
Two farmers, John and Henry, were sitting around talking about their day when John notices a pig with a wooden leg hobbling across the front...
A married couple is travelling to visit family by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue...
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a...
Three bulls heard that the rancher was going to bring yet another bull onto the ranch, and the prospect raised a discussion among them. First...
The IRS decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney....
My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on...
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around the grocery store when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy,...
John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to...
A man walked into the vegetable section of his local supermarket and asked for half a head of lettuce. The boy working there told him that...
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, wife, Luigi stopped in his New York neighbourhood barbershop to say hello to his friends....
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He...
An elderly man in a bar had a couple of beers, and the bartender told him he owed 4 dollars. “But I paid, don’t you remember?”...
Three guys have been going to the same Golfing trip to St Andrews for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Jack’s wife...
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there...
A man and a woman were having drinks …when they got into an argument about who enjoyed more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy more than...
A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There...
A virile, young Italian man was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde. Things progressed to the...
Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits...