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A pirate walked into a bar and sat down for a drink. The bartender asked, “Gee you look awful, are you feeling okay?” “I feel fine,...
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for my new dress. How much does...
A man walks in a bar and the bartender asks, “What’ll you have?” The man answers, “A scotch on the rocks, please.” The bartender hands him...
He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward, then backwards, forward, then backwards again ..back and forth… back...
The policeman approaches the driver’s door.“Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?” The driver responds,...
Norman is 89 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement over 20 years ago. One day he arrives home upset. “That’s it,” he...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone...
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly...
At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, a gentleman and a lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both to fish. Since both of them were...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m...
A young man buys a chicken farm out in the country. He doesn’t know much about chickens, So he decides to go consult with some of...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had...
A Tasmanian was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he...
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother could’t help but notice how...
A student goes to talk to his professor about the grade on his exam. He walks up and says, “What is this? Why did you...
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement – not even her parents’, Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear, and...
An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying to enjoying a round of golf. Ahead of them is a group playing so slowly and inexpertly...
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100.The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said,...
There was a man who had worked all of his life and has saved all of his money. He was a real cheapskate when it came...
A woman awakes in the middle of the night to find her husband not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look...
