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A blonde city girl named Amy, marries a Colarado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy....
A fellow stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,“How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customer...
A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria, walks into a bar and orders three glasses. He sits in the back of the room, drinking...
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother, to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs Jones, do you...
She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in....
We put him out with the herd, but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was ...
A Cowboy sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had the reputation of being...
Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children, then Ted died of Heart Disease. Judy married again and she and Bob had 7 more...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me yet again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is...
A young couple was making passionate in the guy’s van (shag carpets, big double mattress in the back… ) when suddenly the girl, being a on...
An Irish builder employed a young apprentice. His first job was to nail weatherboards onto a shed. The builder showed him how to align, support and...
The light turned orange, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crossing, even though he could have beaten the red...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ’til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got...
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.”She quickly rubbed...
A doctor starts having an affair with a much younger woman. Before too long, she becomes and they don’t know what to do–they won’t consider and...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife...
She’s single, she’s shapely, she’s beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she...
Mitsy and Milda were talking about their grandchildren after the holidays. Mitsy said,“My daughter-in-Law stopped making my grandchildren send their thank you notes. Each year I...
So, old Johnny goes into the car showroom and finds the car he wants to buy: Old Johnny asks the salesman not sell the particular model...
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came...
