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The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” A blonde...
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Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realising it was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he just had to play golf. So…...
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the...
Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it’s a law of...
I sat at my desk staring at the letter for a long time. It was written by a friend of mine who was going through some...
A young city biker walks into a seedy tavern in Sturgis, . Sturgis! He finally made it. He had several items on his must-do list, and...
It was a cold winter day.An old man walked out onto a frozen lake for fishing, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing...
Wise. Handsome. Tall. Athletic. Strong, yet with the gentle touch and dexterous hands of a surgeon. To cut the hair on the far side of...
Einstein Had To Speak At An Important Science Conference On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick...
There was this world famous painter. In the prime of her career, she started losing her eyesight. Fearful that she might lose her life as a...
A man finds a wallet with $700 in it. A few days later, he reads a notice stating that a wealthy man has lost his wallet...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
John lives his life by statistics and is afraid to fly. One day his friend, Bill, asks him, “Why do you have this irrational fear of...
Two broke and hungry best friends, Dave and John, go to a pastry shop. Dave suddenly whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The...
Two immigrants have just arrived in the United States by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that the people of this country actually...